illmaketheimpossibleapossibility:
All Time Low taught me that humping Jack Barakat will lead to the making of Twilight. Well fuck.
All Time Low taught me that flashing Alex Gaskartoh will lead to STD’s.
Ok.
All Time Low taught me that winking at Rian Dawson will be the end of Tumblr.
I AM NOT WINKING AT RIAN DAWSON. ;okissing danny kurily will cause the birth of alex greico
i am crying oh dear god
partying with evan kirkendall will lead to mickey mouse obsessions…
WHAT. EVEN.
starting a band with jack barakat will be the end of jalex.
…It is fortunate that I have no musical talent then.
all time low taught me that winking at rian dawson will be the reason jesus likes his coffee.
all time low has taught me that starting a band with Rian Dawson will lead to the pregnancy of Peter Gaskarth.
all time low has taught me that singing to Alex Gaskarth will be the end of tumblr. even if this did make sense WTF….!?
all time low has taught me that starting a band with jack barakat will lead to the making of twilight.
oh.
all time low taught my that kissing Alex Gaskarth will lead to the pregnancy of Peter Gaskarth. well, okay then.
All Time Low taught me that lying to Evan Kirkendall will lead to the making of Twilight
All Time Low taught me that lying to Jeff Maker will cause a marshpit
All Time Low taught me that having sex with Alex Gaskarth will be the reason Jesus likes his coffee.
All Time Low taught me that talking to Zack Merrick will lead to teen pregnancy :’)
All Time Low taught me that kissing Matt Flyzik will be the end of Tumblr.
All Time Low taught me that starting a band with Rian Dawson will cause a marshpit. :’D
ALRIGHT I’M DOWN FOR THIS.
All Time Low taught me that flashing Rian Dawson will cause small children to cry. ahdbdbhwiuefbrekf
All Time Low taught me that kissing Zack Merrick will start a moshpit….
Alrighty then…
All Time Low taught me that singing to Evan Kirkendall will be the end of Jalex.
DON’T SING TO EVAN
All Time Low taught me that flipping off Evan Kirkendall will lead to erectile dysfunction.
LMAO
All Time Low taught me that lying to Alex Gaskarth will lead to teen pregnancy.
All Time Low taught me that singing to Zack Merrick will be the reason Jesus likes his coffee.
All Time Low taught me that lying to Evan Kirkendall will be the reason Jesus likes his coffe.
All Time Low taught me that yelling at Evan Kirkendall will lead to the making of twilight
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